Oct 25, 2004

Do it for the Canadians

Rehnquist is down.
380 tons of explosives are missing in Iraq.
& if I see one more poll I think I might develop a permanent twitch.

Toronto was excellent, thanks for askin’, but everyone was on my back about our fucked up White House resident. They’re already preparing for the hoards of American refugees & draft dodgers expected to rush their windswept border should the dreaded happen.

Check it out: Marry an American.

“We can’t do anything about it!” They demanded. “What the hell is going on? Is there no dissent? You must vote that bastard out!”

If nothing else, then, do it for the Canadians!

Here are my national, Oregon & Cali votes . . .
(& let’s hope ‘ol Rehnquist can hang on ‘til Kerry is president).

National
President: John Kerry. Duh.

& Just vote Democrat down the ballot, dammit. This ain’t gonna be the year for a big Peace & Freedom Party upset. We’ll work on that later.

Oregon
Measure 33 — Yes
Measure 34 — Yes
Measure 35 — No
Measure 36 — No!
Measure 37 — No
Measure 38 — No

Multnomah County
Measure 26-64: No!

Portland
Mayor: Tom Potter
City Council, Position 1: Sam Adams

California
Prop 59 — YES
Prop 60 — YES
Prop 60A — NO
Prop 61 — YES
Prop 62 — NO
Prop 63 — YES
Prop 64 — NO
Prop 65 — NO
Prop 66 — YES
Prop 68 — NO
Prop 69 — No!
Prop 71 — Yes!
Prop 72 — YES

If you've got recommendations for your state initiatives, send ‘em my way.

1 Comments:

Blogger Rocketbride said...

don't forget the panels on why you're not working class or feminist enough. wow, we really put you through the wringer on this trip!

8:00 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home